Повторяю английский по демоурокам “engilsh4”. Это не уроки а ржач какой-то.
Писал явно русский. Типа «День рождения мамы».
http://english4.ru/0_lessons/29.htm
Mother's Birthday
Tomorrow it will be Saturday. It'll be my Mummy's birthday. She'll be thirty-one. But she looks twenty. My Dad and I will get up early [' :li] in the morning. We'll clean the house and go to the shop to buy presents for her. We'll buy flowers, because all women like flowers. But the main present for her will be new jeans. She likes jeans. We shall buy tasty things, too: chocolate, oranges, bananas, and other fruit. When she gets up we'll give her presents and sing:
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear Mummy.
Happy birthday to you!
We will celebrate her birthday. Mother will invite her friends to the birthday party. They will come in the evening at about seven o'clock. But I think Mummy won't put on her new jeans. She put on her green dress. My Dad will put on his best suit. Everybody will eat a lot, drink a lot of wine, and dance. But I won't drink wine because I'm too little - I'm six years old.
At 1 o'clock when everybody goes away I'll go to sleep, Dad will be drunk, and Mummy will clean the house, because it will be Sunday - the next day after her birthday.
"At 1 o'clock when everybody goes away I'll go to sleep, Dad will be drunk, and Mummy will clean the house, because it will be Sunday - the next day after her birthday".
Значит папа напился в дупель. а мама принялась типа за уборку после гостей.
и это в час ночи . когда малыш ушел спать. ага.
"Everybody will eat a lot, drink a lot of wine, and dance. But I won't drink wine because I'm too little - I'm six years old".
Типа много ели и пили .
Ну, хоть это объяснили родители пацану, что и когда можно.
В конце урока хотелось бы напомнить три слова:
invite - приглашать.
party - вечеринка;
vodka – водка
А это вообще пипец:
http://english4.ru/0_lessons/picterra/k08.jpg
а теперь перейдем к выполнению упражнений!
однако у художника фантазия!
почему она на столе сидит, а не в кресле?
ого!
или вот.
http://english4.ru/0_lessons/picterra/k03n.jpg
http://english4.ru/0_lessons/picterra/k12r.jpg
По мордам видно, что алканавты )).
Типа алкашня едет в Америку в июне 
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